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Amy Schumer gave us a few pointers on things not to say after sex. Some of my favorites:
"Now we both have it!"
"Clean up, aisle you!"
"You use more teeth than your sister."
"Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow."
Check out the full top ten at gq.com.
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