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Amy Schumer gave us a few pointers on things not to say after sex.  Some of my favorites:

"Now we both have it!"

"Clean up, aisle you!"

"You use more teeth than your sister."

"Will you wash my sheets?  I have a Klan meeting tomorrow."

Check out the full top ten at gq.com.

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